The gayest software ever where only a complete nimrod would work for and a dumber one would represent in court. I once used the aol disk to wipe my ass when I ran out of toliet paper and cut myself, perhaps I should sue.

The only use of AOL is for people who need a coffee coaster.
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A user said this is hateful: "I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

AWWWW FUCK YOU CUNT!!!!!!!!
AOL SUCKS, if you want someone to stop bashing it, FIX IT YOU RETARDS instead of hiring queef noise ass clowns to write shit like that on a cool ass website like this.

Now I got to go and cornhole an AOL attorney.
by Bud Wise December 8, 2004
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The only Computer Crasher you pay for!!
The old AOL floppy disks were good to erase and put my own stuff on! I never had to buy floppies :D
by ur mamma July 27, 2005
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Ass on lips. Stated whenever you say something you quickly regret.
Bob: I think I may be gay...
Joey: WHAT THE F*** MAN?
Bob: Oh crap aol, I didn't mean that.

Alan: Man, Sarah is looking fine today....
Vishul: The crazy one? What the heck is wrong with you man?
Alan: Did I just say that out loud? Aol man....
by The_real_bob1 April 12, 2011
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A very generous company that sends you a free frisbee in the mail every other week.
I love my free discus! Thank you, AOL!
by NINny September 3, 2003
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Spyware/Virus filled CD which when you install will take over your computer and tease you with the aspect of getting the internet, to which when you finally get logged on, you will hear the following:

"Welcome!"
"You've Got MaiGoodbye"

Also a nice coaster or frisbee for your canine companion
horneyblonde69: hey baby! Wanna chat :)
Lonely40yrOlDhick: Hell yea! What do you want to talk about baby?
horneyblonde69: Whatever you want! Oh, my pants are starting to fall o

GOODBYE

DAMMIT >.<
by matt black February 20, 2005
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