Raccoon Aerial

When fat girls on myspace take pictures of themselves from above to try and hide their enormous weight while wearing a lot of eye makeup to take attention away from their bodies giving them the appearance of a raccoon. Could also include vast amounts of cleavage as another distraction.

There sure are a lot of fat skanks on myspace posting raccoon aerials of themselves.

by Jack Stone October 27, 2007

Fuck America

What basically every-non-American in the world says when referring to the American imperialist way, capitalist pig and douche consumptionist fat attitude and culture.

Americunt: "Get gud spicy." Or "Should've wasted more money in that cpu of yours".

You: "Fuck America you nasty piglet piece of shit."

American: *In shock and surprise*
"Wh-aaat. Where you from ?"
*Proceeds to report, immediately looking for ways to backstab you*

by HmmkkAmericabooboo May 18, 2019

america name

She is the best girl you will ever meet. She is caring and loving towards her friends and family but be warned because she occasionally can get emotional. But either way any guy is lucky to have a girl like her in their life. Someone pretty, cute, hot or whatever you want to describe them as. She is the perfect and most amazing girl out there.

Guy 1: “Hey did you see that cute girl over there?”
Guy 2: “Oh America? Yeah she’s amazing I wish I could have her in my life.”

America name

by Dragon101376 April 22, 2018

America singer

If you don't know who she is then you need to go...... READ THE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SELECTION!!!!!!!!!! NOW america singer

I love America singer

by Cilckmaster123 March 1, 2017

America's Got Talent

An American TV show based purely on the hardships contestants have faced throughout there lives and not on talent whatsoever. The Judges of the show not only lack The ability to judge true talent, but are not actually Americans themselves.

This is "America's Got Talent"

Judge: "What are you going to do today?"
Contestant: Whistle "Happy Birthday" (starts whistling)
Judge: "I don't think your cut out for the show"
Contestant: "I have terminal cancer"
Judge: "what an emotional story, it's a yes for me"

by TexasChase July 20, 2010

USA Magnited States of America

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.

Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

by Ryan Ebson December 10, 2011

Why do you hate America?

For a time after the second Iraq War began on March 20, 2003, dissent against this military action was viewed as unpatriotic by many people in the United States, particularly those on the right end of the political spectrum. Arguments against the war - whatever their merit or basis - were often met by the phrase "why do you hate America"?

Now, several years later, the phrase has gained ironic usage and is more often utilized to emphasize the irrelevance, illogic, or foolishness of the original argument; see examples below.

Original usage:

Person 1: Well, I don't see why we needed to go to Iraq. Clearly Saddam Hussein was no danger to the United States.

Person 2: Why do you hate America?



Current usage:

Person 1: How can people watch professional wrestling? It's so fake.

Person 2: Why do you hate America?

by havick December 17, 2008