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andie deceived

When you've been deceived by your beautiful android into thinking you can catch someone in 4k when really the quality is ass.
Your wife is cheating on you.
You: *whips out android and snaps a pic*
..back at home, your wife comes back.
You: "Got yo ass in 4k!"
*looks at picture*
Picture: *is blurry asf*
You: "FUCK! I've been andie deceived!"
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Heartbreak anniversary

The date in which you were heartbroken the previous year..
my heartbreak anniversary is coming up gonna cry myself to sleep..
by ayannahrt November 26, 2020
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Andover High School

A school located in Essex County MA, filled with complete jerks. There is an ever-present bad vibe from a majority of the students. Glares between students and cliques are often exchanged. The slutty popular kids supposedly "rage" on weekends and afterwards brag about their "awesome" time by posting pictures on facebook. Not to mention you could be literally having a heart attack in the middle of the hall and they would not assist you. The "jocks" and "laxbros" act so tough and stroll through the halls like they are gods, but take one to Lawrence and their ass will be handed to them. Although the parking lot is filled with BMWS, Jeeps, and Audis, everyone seems to want more. If you aren't extremely rich here then you are labeled as poor and unaccepted. There are also a lot of annoying asians and nerds who hang out together try way too hard. The athletics for the most part are awful and are chosen politically, not based on skills. For the few normal people who go there, everyday is a horrible time. In general, about 90% of the school only cares about themselves and promoting their reputation when in reality they are truly just conceited, unfriendly cowards.
"Oh she's driving a Mercedes convertible and wearing the latest fashion, must be from Andover High School."
"I'm like so cool! Don't talk to me if you aren't popular!" -basic Andover High school kid
by AHSEAGLES September 11, 2012
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andover cops

The most pointless thing bought with Andover,MA ppl's taxes. They drive around, with nothing to do, on the prowl for anything they can pull you over for and get away with. Whether it be a license plate that is a tad loose, you pulled out of a house that had a few people over, your car is yellow, red, happens to look like its from Lawrence, your wearing a hat backwards, your in a car that costs under 10k, your coming back from the highway, your out late, theres more than one person in your car, they've pulled u over before, they know you and don't like you for no reason, they just feel like it, you beeped around them and they thought u were beeping at them, if they saw ur same car COLOR do something earlier that day..but it wasn't you, your under the age of 20, you have music on...normal volume, your coming out of a road a park is on, your driving.

Lawrence cops do their fucking job, don't EVER pull you over for stupid shit, and get the shitty cruisers, while andover cops drive around mint condition kept up expensive luxury cruisers, and all they've ever done with them is see how fast they can pull you over when your now 5 minutes away from where they saw you driving out of a place they sit and jerk-off watching for action...what action? someone might throw a juice y fruit gum rapper out their window!

Worst part is they think their bad ass. Honestly, talk to one that doesnt know you, their the most cocky bastards in the world and turn any new recruit they get from a chill dude into a dick sucking james bond wanna be.

To the town of Andover, my grandmother would do a better job of protecting you than these people.
To the ppl of andover, their never gonna go away so the best thing to do is something actually wrong, then when they pull you over its for a legit reason.
To the andover cops: congradulations on finding a job that pays a lot to do nothing but look like fairy's to anyone that watches you go about your business.
ask tj, ask alex, ask chris, ask anyone from ahs.

"Yo guys its andover cops menstrual cycle maxi-pad time"
"You mean its this time of the month in andover?"
"No, its all the time in andover."
by the good people of andover December 24, 2008
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Andie

The most amazing, beautiful, gorgeous, perfect girl ever. Any guy would love to be with her. She has a great personality, wonderful smile, amazing eyes, adorable laugh, and is just perfection. She is also amazingly fun to be around.
Andie
by muffinman123469 April 19, 2010
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Anniversaryize

The act of commemorating mundane events in one's life.
She has been known to anniversaryize things like the first time she parallel parked.
by Jan Hanford June 11, 2006
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andise

A suffix to make merch sound less hip
got some new merch(andise) for y'all gangstas *dabs continuously while spinning that fidget spinner*
by saychakra June 9, 2017
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