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purple anaconda 

The aftermath of a woman with a blue waffle putting red lipstick on and sucking a mans dick, thus turning it red. He then sticks his red dick in her blue waffle making a purple color on his jimmy wang.
She had a blue waffle so we decided to try the purple anaconda. It was sensational.
n. A large arboreal boa of tropical South America . Anacondas hold the record for heaviest, if the not longest, snakes in the world. Anacondas are constrictors.  The snake squeezes tighter each time its prey breathes out, so the prey cannot breath in again. This goes on until the prey dies of suffocation.

Also can be used as a euphemism for a certain male bit, but this is discouraged as it tends to give the slightly nerdier among us odd mental images of being squeezed to death and devoured by a penis. For most of us, this is not exactly erotic.
Jane saw an Anaconda in the reptile house at the zoo.
anaconda by lynx wings April 23, 2005
Slang word made by Sir Mix A Lot which refers to a mans dick.
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.
Anaconda by Mrs. Bloom July 14, 2004
1)A really, really big snake.
2)A large penis.
3)A long turd.
4)A movie about a reall, really big snake.
1)Jim was eaten alive by an anaconda.
2)Sir Mix Alot called his penis 'anaconda' in the song Baby Got Back.
3)"Dude, you forgot to flush. Your anaconda is fucking scary."
4)Anaconda is another crappy Jlo movie.
anaconda by Ichy December 28, 2005
A fucking huge snake.

Or a crappy JLo movie.
Holy fucking shit! Anaconda's on USA.... AGAIN!
anaconda by snakes are scawy August 16, 2004

Anaconda dick 

"I had sex with Cody last night and man did he have an Anaconda Dick"
Anaconda dick by BriannaXOXO June 9, 2015