Amptriggidate

Shoving your balls up your ass and just.. like.. walking around like that.

Robert has had his balls up his ass throughout this whole podcast. - (Robert likes to Amptriggidate)

by Kildato November 30, 2011

Ampudestrian

A person walking across a street or busy intersection who is missing a leg.
Generally it takes them a long time to get to the other side.

Q: Why did the ampudestrian cross the road?
A: Because he wanted me to be late for work.

by ShoKill October 20, 2007

ampudextrous

able to use both hands equally, because you don't have any.

The parents of a flipper baby were saddened by the birth of an ampudextrous child.

David has never giving someone a high-five, he's ampudextrous.

by chewtinfoil July 26, 2011

Amputee Spree

having sex with as many women with missing limbs as possible, the more limbs missing on the woman the higher the score you get.

Hell yeah dude I went on an amputee spree last night and scored a perfect 10 after I slapped her with my cock and knocked her out of her wheelchair.

by Chris Renneb January 31, 2005

ampitoose

Ampitoose is a colloquialism used to refer to the ability of being extremely precise.

Wow, he really has the aim of an ampitoose!

by Angewatter October 29, 2020

amputee

A person who has had one or more of their limbs removed.

"Dave" is now an amputee after getting his leg blown off in the war.

by dannyboy1373 November 10, 2007

Amputee

A man with a selective advantage over other men. His prosthetic replacement does not necessarily have to be a hand, but a re creation of the male Penis. It's more effective when the limb lost is an arm, just for maneuverablility purposes. Through this prosthetic he can now give two women pleasure at the same time, or one through two holes. Double Amputees can have foursomes in what some call a "sexual trinity."

Dude! That guy is so lucky he is a double amputee. He can now perform a sexual trinity.

I just left the VA hospital. I had my world rocked by a couple of amputees.

by reallywrong January 31, 2010