alpert

cool, fun, kind fam! have the ability to fall asleep absolutely anywhere anytime! also rly funny!!

mom: Alpert’s coming over today!
anyone: hell yes, can’t wait!

by Annie Saben June 21, 2018

Alperr

An Alper is a person hard to define. He is smart and caring and has a contagious smile but those words don't begin to describe how amazing he is. Alpers have rare music taste and suck at holding grudges. They might be shy at first but don't be fooled. Alpers have huge imaginations and come up with the most entertaining stories. They excel with anything they put their mind to. They also are generally stubborn and curious. Their intentions are pure and they will try help if you are feeling sad. They have a great sense of humour and are very romantic. They are fantastic friends and they will always have faith. If you meet an Alper, don't let him go.

He's so cute he must be an Alperr

by airearth July 15, 2021

Alpexa

The best ship in the whole world

Omg, Alpexa for life!!!

by Eukaryotic May 11, 2022

ALPESH

The superior God -

by Prof martin De-suza October 17, 2003

alperin

A fucking awesome last name given only to the most sexy exclusive people out there. You know who you are.

" Ay Alperin come over and I'll suck you right now, you sexy motherfucker"-hottest girl in the world

by Gang shit bruh you already kno March 26, 2017

Alper

Alper is a turkish guy. He is playful, sarcastic and smart. Sometimes he seems to be very cold but deep down he's warm hearted and likes a good cuddle. He can be charming on his special way and is a good listener.

He is a very good looking person you should get to know. I'm sure he agrees to this statement :D.

Have you seen Alper? No he's been all day in his room.

by DemiMelose96 November 19, 2021

Alpena

A small town in North-Eastern Michigan known for fat ugly women and young attractive men with mullets named Nick Lee.

A place to go if you want to visit the closest place to Hell.

Cop: Now what are we going to do with you?

Arrested Man: Fuck Yo Couch Nigga

Cop: Im taking you where no man has a chance to live or leave.

Arrested Man: Aw Hell Naw Not Alpena.

by NLHASP March 26, 2011