Alzheimers

Doing LSD and a laxative at the same time. "Free trial of being a senior"

A: Ay boys im about to do some laxatives to detox who doing it with me

B: Have you progressed through psychedelics into laxatives

C: LOL The key is to be on laxatives and psychedelics similtaneously. That way you can babble incoherently while you shit uncontrollably

B: a free trial of being a senior

A: Hold up I think I got an idea... Let's call them Alzheimers

Alzheimers by R@D October 27, 2020

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Wehn Inspector Gadget reaches his twilight years.

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Irish Alzheimers

A condition primarily (not exclusively) seen in women of Irish ancestry involving a loss of rational and objective memory, specifically as it pertains to any past misdoings on their behalf. This lapse in memory is almost always accompanied by an innate ability to recall with unparalleled clarity any wrong others have caused them, regardless of how trivial or seemingly unrelated.

I was winning the argument with Patricia until her Irish Alzheimers flared up and she reminded me that on our third date I told her she didn't look good in yellow.

Irish Alzheimers by Raws December 23, 2015