The most beautiful girl in the world. effortlessly funny. All these girls are threatened by her beauty and good vibes. All the guys wish they could marry someone like her. She’s wifey material and her beauty is ethereal.
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to suddenly change from happy-go-lucky and cheerful to moody and angst ridden. Often as a result of a breakup (such as Alanis Morisettes's with Dave Coulier)
Megan: NO, I don't want to go to the mall! I can't believe that stupid ass cheated on me. I don't think I'm ever going to be the same. I'm going to sit in my room and listen to angst-ridden music.
by truthhh September 6, 2005
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by wingkon December 8, 2009
Get the Alanis Morissette mug.When ur girl cuts her wrist and she dribbles the blood into a syringe. And she then proceeds to inject it into your erect penis, then when she gives you a blow job/ oral sex or anal. Then after she has make u ejaculate multiple times with her wet pussy or slobbery mouth, your condom should be full of a mixture of her blood and your cum. Then you freeze it in the freezer and she then uses it on you like a dildo making your ass hairs freeze, until it melts all over and inside your ass then she licks your ass clean swallowing it in the process
by Dan with a pan March 22, 2022
Get the Dirty Alanis mug.To be forwarded a menial task by a lazy person who's more than capable of doing it themselves. Tends to happen when you’re not available or your attention distracted elsewhere and usually results in you getting bollicked by your boss or the person the task was to be completed for.
I went for a shite and when I got back to my desk the ginger fucker had alanized me and there was a furious customer on the phone.
by Apollo Suckport October 26, 2007
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