looking like a jar of peanut butter

you looking thick

you looking like a jar of peanut butter in those jeans

by Jazgolden January 11, 2017

tits in a jar

When something is as good as it gets.

Winning the lottery would be tits in a jar.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

Ajari

He is a loving friend. He will always laugh and smile.

My friend’s name is Ajari

by Barbados Bovell November 19, 2021

spam_in_a_jar

a piece of useless crap

*kicks car* stupid spam_in_a_jar!

by big shit brain August 28, 2003

sample in a jar

a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.

"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"

by hottie April 16, 2005

mama nat's fart in a jar

sandlewood scents mixed with roses and peaches, fill the room with a beautiful and warm ambiance which enriches your life and fufills your happy dreams.

she puts butt her in the air and lets off a beautiful scent...that is mama nat's fart in a jar.

by hand blown starfish September 13, 2010

dick in a jar

when a male is completely controlled by his girlfriend/woman/significant other, and constantly bails on his friends to be with her.

Person 1: Dude, Marco is being such a dick in a jar. I haven't seen him in months.

Person 2: What the fuck is a dick in a jar?

by MooseLLama June 6, 2009