con autist

A person who publicly identifies as autistic, especially on social media, because it is trendy to wear an identity crisis like a badge of honor. Con autists typically suffer from hypochondria and conceal ulterior motives.

Spike: Have you noticed all these Instagram influencers talking about being autistic nowadays? There are ADHD and even schizophrenia influencers, too. Whose bright idea was it to market personality types as legitimate mental illnesses?
Jet: Yeah, you know the pharmaceutical industry makes a fortune daily by convincing people that they're crazy. Classic con artists.
Spike: More like con autists...
Jet: It's a sign of the times!

by Aethertigris March 25, 2023

dappup artist

someone who daps herbs up, stands around at the mall or mcdonalds looking for much younger girls, a non cool person, yet the dappup artist may refer to himself as a dappateer. the original dappup artist actually dapped a girl up at good harbor beach.

stop being a snitch dappup artist and lets get the fuck out of this mcdonalds and go do something

by mlavist September 22, 2011

Autistic

The type of people who've been responsible for many of society's greatest inventions, but are still not widely appreciated by the majority of people.

Isaac Newton - inventor of physics
Albert Einstein - inventor of modern physics
Nikola Tesla - inventor of modern electricity
Alan Turing - inventor of the modern computer
All autistic

by Dubiks December 10, 2018

yap artist

Someone proficient at saying nothing of value while stringing so many meaningless words together it feels like your head might explode.

At a certain point during our dinner together, my mind unexpectedly replaced the voluminous verbiage of this yap artist with a pleasant low hum which in contrast was a seriously welcome relief.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2019

Flow-Artist

Individuals who practice object manipulation with props such as a hula-hoop(s), poi, or contact-balls. They are similar to jugglers, and may even use bowling-pins and the like, except their primary goal is to achieve a meditative mental state called "flow" rather than just entertain.

Flow artists tend to display their skills at music festivals, burns, and public parks.

That dude who was spinning fire at Burning Man was an incredible flow-artist.

by Brainshrub August 26, 2013

Artist of The Decade

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is not only the artist of the decade but also the music industry

by gwsstantwt October 17, 2020

Piss Artist

Piss Artist

A savant of drinking, someone who makes it look like an art form, a true patron when it comes to sinking piss. Someone who can down 24 beers and carry on like a champion.

"Man Cory is such a Piss Artist he makes drinking an art form, he's way ahead of his time.

by Dr.Tipple September 27, 2018