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Piss Artist

A savant of drinking, someone who makes it look like an art form, a true patron when it comes to sinking piss. Someone who can down 24 beers and carry on like a champion.
"Man Cory is such a Piss Artist he makes drinking an art form, he's way ahead of his time.
by Dr.Tipple September 27, 2018
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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a person whos pre-occupation is to consume large quantities of alcohol on a regular basis,but who's body cant cope as well as an alcoholic's can, creating a distasteful, un-artwotrhy perfomance of drunken bliss.
by Ryan Cairns September 18, 2003
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1. A drunkard
2. Someone who messes about
3. Alternative Artist, prefers to make art made up of snow and various liquids
"Piccaso was not a bad piss artist"
by Otaku February 06, 2003
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1. someone who"pisses" about(a time waster) unstable drunk artist that engages in unusual art forms(performance/abstract art)
stop messing about you piss artist!
by Ryan Cairns September 18, 2003
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1: Someone who is a partier.

2: A good talker who claims they are an original thinker.

3: A person who makes terrible art.

4: Someone who has no control over his penis.
Man, that guy could talk about his work till the cows come home, shame all of it is terrible, what a piss artist!
by dublinslang February 23, 2011
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He was a fat, greasy, corrupt, double-dealing shagger - intent only on self-promotion. His speeches would give an aspirin a headache.
by ian rich August 19, 2005
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