Captain Ahab McGay

1.an insult used to describe a:
-douche bag
-asshole
-faggot
-an all around "fucker"

Shut the fuck up, Captain Ahab McGay!

by nickOlass June 23, 2006

Captain Ahab

A guy who fucks fat white girls.

Mike is such a Captain Ahab. He banged Bertha. There she blows.

by Gore Poppins December 10, 2015

the Captain Ahab

When one licks the stump of an amputee. See also Harpooning the White Whale.

He took the prosthetic of my stumb and then gave me the Captain Ahab!

by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010

Ahab-pooner

A guy who will go to the ends of degradation to fuck more chicks than his friends, usually while drunk, i.e. nailing a big white fat-lass, munter, or land-monster, with absolutely no visible signs of remorse for at least three months.

This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

Dude, you believe ****** tagged that land-monster from the club?

Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!

Not cool. lol

by Locus0mega October 27, 2010