by teej October 16, 2003
Get the functionality mug.An individual who is addicted to narcotic drugs like heroin, morphine, oxycodone (OxyContin/Percocet), hydrocodone (Vicodin), or other opioids, but can still maintain a normal and successful life.
A functional junkie is a person that can have a family, have a successful career, successful education, and maintain relationships, as long as they have their dope, because once they don't have it, then everything spirals out of control.
by TJM91 June 18, 2009
Get the Functional Junkie mug.A person who uses drugs for an unrecreational purpose but can still operate normally at work or at school
MAN1:That man is a total functional junkie
MAN2:What's that?
MAN1: Some dude who does drugs but still has a good-paying job
or does good at school and can still function normally.
MAN2:What's that?
MAN1: Some dude who does drugs but still has a good-paying job
or does good at school and can still function normally.
by mikey fo sho May 29, 2007
Get the functional junkie mug.adj. Physical and mental state during or after a period of heavy drinking when one is able to, just barely, function on a minimalist level.
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Huge party last night girl! I did not think you would be in to work today. Say, why is your underwear overtop of your coat? And are those cereal boxes on your feet? You sure you are functional?
by gnostic3 January 1, 2018
Get the functional mug.Mental deficiency characterized by stumbling speech, disconnection with reality, and unrestrained ego, yet behavior which is accepted by at most 50% of the population.
George W. Bush is functionally retarded.
by John Manyjars June 20, 2008
Get the functionally retarded mug.Officially the douchebaggiest word possible for feature, capability, change, etc.
Used constantly in software development.
Used constantly in software development.
Person 1: We think the new functionality will really improve the user experience.
Person 2: *Bitch Slap* You mean you think they'll like the new changes?
Person 2: *Bitch Slap* You mean you think they'll like the new changes?
by Lil John Off Da hook August 22, 2008
Get the functionality mug.A Canadian (or other non-American I suppose) who gets most of their culture from American television, music and other media.
"Do you wear that U of Michigan jersey because you went to school there or are you just functionally American?"
by Andrew July 2, 2004
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