Aftermarket rack

Fake breasts

Hey did you get a chance to check out the aftermarket rack on that chick? Must've cost a stack of dead presidents.

by Blankford1 December 7, 2013

Aftermarket Umbilical Cord

When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"

Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...

Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"

by Zeval April 7, 2020

Afterboner

After sex, that boner that you keep for about a minute or so after. Can lead to zipper problems.

Alyssa gave me an awesome blowjob, but afterwards I hurt myself when my fly got caught on my afterboner.

by soccerfreak5 February 16, 2010

Afterbye

When you say your goodbyes on a telephone call, then you suddenly remember you had something else to say and re-ignite the conversation.

1) "ok mate, take care, speak to you soon, bye....oh wait! Did I tell you about...."

2) Dude 1: "Man, I'm so tired today, I was on the phone to Michelle last night"
Dude 2: "Till what time?"
Dude 1: "Well we said goodnight at about 11pm, but we Afterbye'd till gone midnight!"

by StupidPeanut March 14, 2009

aftermarket wheels

Fake boobs.

Yeah, she has aftermarket wheels.

by Mtbr May 15, 2018

Afterbone

The feeling of sleepiness after sexual intercourse.

Subject A: "Hey let's hang out today"
Subject B: "No I can't my wife is tired and she wants to sleep"
Subject A: "Oh she must be suffering from the Afterbone"

by Afterbone123 March 1, 2011

Afterbang

After throwing down your tightest move on the hill, leaning back with your hand on the front of your pants and chilling as you ride away like its no big deal.

His afterbang on the kangaroo flip made it seem like he wasnt even trying

by kingofthegroms August 27, 2009