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Afterbye 

When you say your goodbyes on a telephone call, then you suddenly remember you had something else to say and re-ignite the conversation.
1) "ok mate, take care, speak to you soon, bye....oh wait! Did I tell you about...."

2) Dude 1: "Man, I'm so tired today, I was on the phone to Michelle last night"
Dude 2: "Till what time?"
Dude 1: "Well we said goodnight at about 11pm, but we Afterbye'd till gone midnight!"
Afterbye by StupidPeanut March 14, 2009
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Afterberner

Following the initial berner (pre boner) and after experiencing climax with a boner, the afterberner is what's left of your penis after sex.
Usually awkward and unwanted the afterberner will leave it's owners with a slightly larger, limp and soft berner.
"Hey Danny tuck that afterberner in man you want your mom to see that?"
"Maybe"
Afterberner by EmperorSack May 16, 2009

afterbreath 

The smell, distinct from the taste, of someone’s breath after eating out their girl.
Man, she tasted amazing last night, but my afterbreath smelled like a rotten fart.
afterbreath by Gmoosedawg July 9, 2019

Afterbreakup Bitch

A person who talks shit after you were in a relationship and tries to fuck up your life even if they are the ones who ended the relationship.
I tried to stay friends but she is such a big afterbreakup bitch
Afterbreakup Bitch by GaZs August 27, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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