The Afghanny Shitter

A fighting stance employed by middle eastern militant groups where one holds an AK-47 or similar automatic above one's head in a squatting position so that he or she can spray a barrage of bullets from cover without exposing the head or torso to enemy fire. This stance is usually characterized by its inaccuracy.

Did you see that guy during the training exercise employ The Afghanny Shitter? He couldn't hit a goddamn thing.

by hel112570 June 18, 2019

Afghani Gas Mask

A sexual act in which a male gives his partner a tea bag, one testicle in each eye, and proceeds to fart in his partners mouth.

Ronny thought giving his ex-girlfriend an Afghani Gas Mask would be funny...till she died.

by Nicolae Shoryuka November 27, 2007

Afghan Raggie

Afghan Raggie is a term used to the describe the rudimentary usage of cigarrette papers to clean up spills.

Frank: I've just spilled my drink, have you got something to clean it up?

Albert: Here's some Rizla to make a wee Afghan Raggie

by The Great Bobinski August 5, 2009

Aghada

Place in Cork Ireland. Near Whitegate

Friend: Where you going?
Me: AGHADA
Friend: Place ta beeee

by ted gaijin August 7, 2012

sjaak afhaak

sjaak afhaak is someone that says he will show up for alot of things, but in the end he stays at home because of some simple excuses.

Rob: yea, lets go to this party Saturday night.
Niels: ok sure bro, we are going to get this party rollin'
*Saturday night*
Niels: fuck, rob isn't here again what a "sjaak afhaak".
Rick: yea he always does that, the basterd

by Dr. FAUST February 27, 2008

Afghani-Dan

A name used for the ever growing more violent; Danville, Illinois. With shootings and opiate trade (heroin) becoming an everyday occurrence in most parts of the city, locals and people who grew up there are starting to liken it to a combat zone. Hence Afghani-Dan.

"I hear you're heading to Afghani-Dan for thanksgiving. You better have body armor on."

"Did you hear about the police standoff after a cop got shot in Afghani-Dan?"

by IraqTANKER July 14, 2014

aghast

Horrified, state of being scared shitless

Johnny stood aghast when everyone looked upon the brown stain on the back of his pants

by asfasdasda October 14, 2009