Awootism

Awootism is a fatal form of being a furry. Symptoms include:
1. Wearing fursuits

2. Using the emoticon "uwu" or "OWO"

3. Creating art of anthropomorphized animals

4. Referring to themselves in the third person

5. Use of asterisks to denote action in conversation

6. Use of internet shorthand

7. Performing animal roleplay in inappropriate situations

8. Spending exorbitant amounts on anything furry to feed the disease

Cindy: * CindyCorn cuddles against ur flubby tail uwu*
Jessica: Ahh man, I think Cindy has Awootism. What makes it worse is that she just spent all her money on that fursuit.

by i know you love me but do you August 7, 2018

Acostabitterklicken

German Background. This a term to describe when a bitter "reporter/journalist" with minimal talent does hit pieces simply for click bait!

Clearly the whole point of April being at that press conference, was to acostabitterkilicken afterwards!

Only the worst reporters would acostabitterklicken!

Dont let that reporter in. He/She is only here do acostabitterklicken

by Ryan Raineri June 3, 2018

Acoutistic

The combination of acoustic and autistic.

Retard 1: acoutistic covers bro
Retard 2: autistic covers are better--
Retard 1: acoutistic is autistic and acoustic combined, fucking retard

by retardpatrol September 14, 2018

acostad

To rudely karate chop a woman’s hand when she is trying to do her job, then play the victim.

Man, did you see Jim at dinner? He acostad that waitress when she was just trying to refill his drink. Jerk didn’t even leave a tip.

by Fake reporter November 8, 2018

Acrotard

Person who lacks the mental competency to figure out or even try to understand simple internet Acronyms such as LOL, BRB, or ROFL.

Will often try to make others feel dumb for using acronyms and reply back with messages asking that they be spelled out, due to his/her inadequate mindset.

Billy: "I tripped on my shoe string this morning and busted my face"
Kevin: "LOL"
Billy: "I don't speak nerd what does LOL mean"
Kevin: "..."
Kevin: "You're such an acrotard."

by ChipTM August 4, 2014

Aboot

Alternative pronunciation of "about" in the north of Scotland.

There's a moose loose aboot this hoose!

by Alice October 19, 2003

aCookieGod

A dumb smelly troglodyte that claims to not make any money but in reality makes loads of money from his fans who spend too much time watching him and donate to him

Person 1 : did you smell that troglodyte named aCookieGod
Person 2 : Yeah dude I smelled him from a mile away

by Monika214 August 19, 2020