Damn, Ken. She's actually... kinda cute.

(meme) A phrase one bro says to another to indicate that he is attracted to a chick in a nonchalant manor. It can also be a game in which one bro guesses what girl the other is referring to while in public with multiple women around them.

Bro: Damn, Ken. She's actually... kinda cute.
Brah: Hmmm, the blonde? Or that brunette in the pink over there?
Bro: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by j john October 24, 2017

actually

This is a word that is typically used by a know it all just before they release a flood of complete and total bullshit on an unsuspecting victim. What follows is usually restated later by the victim as a "fact".

Me: hey my dog eats his own poop its so disgusting

Friend: Actually; its good for dogs to eat their own poop because it helps them maintain the healthy bacteria from their digestive tract.

Me: Oh......(does he seriously expect me to buy that load of bullsit?)

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

actuallyhorikoshi

The same TikTok as followingmonoma lovers, they have 1018 followers, a god complex and is often known for having quite the obsession with monoma. They probably have a shrine of monoma 😕‼️

“Hey do you know actuallyhorikoshi?”
“That TikToker with a massive simp obsession over monoma?”

by Simp.va June 28, 2021

love actually

a movie about how love actually is everywhere around us even though our world is precieved as a world of hatred. about how so many people are afraid to fly on air plaines since 9/11 and how airports are the place where you can always find love. for example at the baggage claim when u meet up with a loved one you always see hugs and kisses and nice things going around. how on 9ll all the calls from on board the plaine sertantly werent calls of hate they were calls of love. the movie also had a lot of really cute quotes. it follows many peoples love stories including the ones from a prime minister to people who double in porn scenes in movies. i loved this movie tho it was a little confusing to keep it all strait

((when mark talks to his step son about whats wrong and why hes been locking himself in his room and his son says its cuz hes in love))
"im relieved... it could be so much worse"
"worse? you think their are things that are worse then the total agony of being in love?"

by ally August 21, 2004

Well yes, but actually no

A phrase often used to point out instances of technicality, ambiguity, or hypocrisy.

1. A technicality. The meaning of the phrase in this context is "well yes, technically you are correct about superficial elements, but actually no, you are wrong about the substance in some way that invalidates the premise."

2. Ambiguity. The meaning of the phrase in this context is "well yes, some elements of this that have merit, but actually no, there are further details that must be considered."

3. Hypocrisy. The meaning of the phrase in this context is "well yes, I will say something to you to temporarily satisfy you, but actually no, my true actions will go against what I've said."

Site: Will you provide an example? We won't let you submit this without an example.

Me: Well yes, but actually no.

by TheStray7 January 1, 2022

Actually Bad

Ok so there's bad and then there's ACTUALLY BAD which is so much worse than regular bad.
For example, if you took a test and got a normal question wrong, you would be bad, but if you got the easiest question wrong you would be actually bad and be roasted in class.

Sam : Hey so I don't remember what pi is can you tell me again?

Teacher: oml Sam you're ACTUALLY BAD!

by Carrrroooot June 8, 2018

actually dont get a

you searched this for the mug ad to say "get a actually dont get a" mug for your friend Sarah.

actually dont get a sex doll, oh fuck he already bought it.

by beepbeepimasheepguy October 14, 2020