Accountant

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in way you don't understand.
See also: wizard, magician

Hello, Mr. Fabeets, this is your Accountant. I just finished your taxes and it looks like you owe the IRS about $40,000, but, if you pay me just $2,500, I can calculate some depreciation deductions that will make your entire tax go away.

by Hugo Slugg February 10, 2021

Chartered Accountant

The feeling of adding CA to your name and an emotion which only CA students and members can understand!

YES Finally I am a Chartered Accountant ❤️

by Neha Jaiswal November 24, 2021

Accutane

6 month’s of pain for a lifetime of healthy and attractive skin

You wait till I get done with my accutane pills 😤

by Clear specs July 20, 2020

Accountant

When someone works as a stripper/adult industry but is either being censored. Or simply doesn’t wish to say it.

Mother-in-law: “What work do you do?”
Leah: “I’m an accountant”

by Mysterious person! Dun! Dun! February 13, 2021

Chartered Accountant

An emotion which only CA students and members can feel 💫

That feeling when you add CA to your name and everything in the world feels all right 😌

Yes , I did it . I am a Chartered Accountant ❤️

by Neha Jaiswal November 24, 2021

accutane

A medience for helping your acne. It's pretty much just a big giant dose of Vitamin A. However, women shouldn't take it while pregnat unless you want a Chernoybl baby on your hands.

Suzy took Accutane while fucking John, he baby came out a horrible horrible mess. These are the dangers of accutane...

by AutisticPsycho December 4, 2004

nighttime accountant

prostitute

"She's raking in the dough working as a nighttime accountant."

by 80cats January 26, 2009