Accordion dick 

An uncircumcised penis

I heard she broke up with Ralph after she saw his accordion dick.

Accordion dick by The dentist February 24, 2014

accordion style 

When one bro is throating a chick and the other bro is banging her from behind and they’re both going so hard they crumple her like an accordion.

Let’s bang that chick accordion style!

accordion style by Crunchy_Socks April 6, 2023

human accordion 

A sexual position which requires 3 parties. The middle party (female) is receiving a "frown face" on all fours from person in front while person in back is engaging in rigorous vaginal or anal intercourse in a "doggy style" position. The women in the middle is compressed then released in an a motion similar to that of a musical accordion.

Yo, last night me and my boy tag teamed that chick! We turned her into a human accordion!

human accordion by Ronald Trump May 6, 2014

Texas Accordion 

When a man passes gas into a women's vagina and she expels the gas out her vagina

dude,brice,andrew and calvin gave josh's sister so many texas accordions last night,it was ridiculous

Texas Accordion by The Knitestick March 18, 2010

play the accordion with you 

It is a sexual analogy meaning that you want to have sex/bang someone. It is a way of joking around and playing with someone telling them you want to hook up, but not making it obvious to the public.

"Codi, I want to play the accordion with you!" Shannon said.
"Okay Shannon, in your dreams" Codi said.
"I did dream about that!" Shannon said.

play the accordion with you by erkerkerkerkerk March 17, 2008

Chocolate accordion

Doing a person in the bum and squeeze their butt cheeks together until fecal matter is expressed

Damn it took me hours to clean that shit off after I gave that bitch a chocolate accordion

Chocolate accordion by Hung Wen Sun December 17, 2008

Accordionate 

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Folding a map as if you were playing the accordion (a box-shaped musical instrument of the bellows-driven free-reed aerophone family, sometimes referred to as a squeezebox.)

A: "How do you always manage to get to your precise point of destination when driving in a foreign city?"

B: "I thinks that is because I accordionate very well."

Accordionate by rperazag August 5, 2010