accidentally on purpose

as if by accident, but really on purpose

They started the fire accidentally on purpose.

by Light Joker May 1, 2006

accidental jedi

When a dude gets a boner by accident, often in an awkward and inappropriate situation. Just as if a Jedi activated his lightsaber by accident.

“Dude, why were all the girls laughing during your PowerPoint presentation?”

“Damn man… I got an accidental Jedi”

by J-man The oneliner January 15, 2022

accidental rizz

When your talking but don’t realise you are unleashing unholy rizz

Bro your accidental rizz is crazy

by J12stinky November 28, 2022

I accidentally

I accidentally

A phrase to describe when you ruin something beyond repair, or screw up to the point where it is impossible to describe the mistake with a verb.

'I accidentally' the whole green screen!
'I accidentally' my whole ipod!

by TronB September 16, 2010

hunting accident

1. An injury or fatality that occurs during the course of hunting. These may be caused by falls, exposure to the elements, or shooting by gun or arrow.

2. A good reason not to go hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney.

3. If a person must, the best way to avoid such an incident is to stand either behind or right next to the Vice President at all times while Cheney is armed.

Going hunting with Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, as Harry Whittington found out.

by jesster79 February 24, 2006

accidentally gay

That moment during masturbation to porn when,during ejaculation, the scene switches to the a shot of the male performer's face or body. For a straight male, this is a highly uncomfortable moment, because he is essentially having a man bring him pleasure, something he neither desired nor expected. See also "disasturbation".

I haven't had sex with a man, but I've been accidentally gay more times than I'd care to admit.

by turbulent April 13, 2015

on accident

The improper usage of the phrase "by accident". Started in the United States, but it has started to spread to other countries like a plague. A terrible, terrible, grammar plague.

Cleetus: "Hey Maude, this 'ere critter dang near made me spill mah beer on accident."

by Riley Krushane July 16, 2008