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angry aardvark

While performing vigorous oral sex on a woman, you miss and slide your tongue up her ass, the giver becoming the angry aardvark
Mike wouldn't eat pussy anymore after pullin' that angry aardvark on Lisa
by James Rogers May 15, 2007
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aardvark

a medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement
If I ever meet an aardvark I'm going to step on its nasal implement so that it couldn't suck up an insect if its life depended on it
by Prof. Ainsley McIntyre December 28, 2005
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aardvark

A girl with such a long nose that when she deep throats you her nose is pushed aside in your pubes like an aardvark forging for ants.
Holy shit, look at that nose, what an aardvark!
by Brian H November 6, 2004
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aardvark

1. The main character and his family on the extremely good cartoon show known as "Arthur". You might mistake him for a mouse at first but if you love him this much, you'll soon know he's an aardvark from the PBSkids website and the illustrations on some of the "Arthur" books by Marc Brown. So get it straight, HE ISN'T A MOUSE!

2. One of the first words of the dictionary, if not possibly the second or third, after "a" and "aa" (that is if there is the word "aa".) Sorry guys, I don't read/pay attention to the dictionary and I am not planning to soon. What kind of loser does that?? Not saying I'm not one myself...
In one episode of "Arthur", Arthur is at a Spelling Bee where he spells himself, "A-A-R-D-VARK!" with a nice, in-tune rhythem.
by elle February 11, 2005
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Ardra

Flexin'
Ay, ay, I walk around like that nigga, finger on the trigger
If a nigga want some smoke, I let this choppa eat his liver (BOOM!)
I came with that .38, I'm leaving with a body
If he try me, do him sloppy, shootin' up that big body (raah)
I walk around like that nigga, finger on the trigger
If a nigga want some smoke, I let this choppa eat his liver (BOOM!)
I came with that .38, I'm leavin' with a body
If he try me, do him sloppy, shootin' up that big body (raah)
Pop out on a pussy, nigga, what the fuck up?, ay
Gas pack strong as fuck, my blunt be doing push ups
If you brought ashes tell that pussy nigga buck up
You be talkin' hella tough on twitter, pull the fuck up
My bust down be shinin' like some glitter but it's VV'S
Murk a nigga, put him on the news, he on tv
I got all this ice 'cause I'm a god damn celebrity
Bust down demon on my motherfuckin' cuban link
I walk around like that nigga, finger on the trigga
If a nigga want some smoke I let this choppa eat his liver (BOOM!)
I came with that .38, I'm leavin' with a body
If he try me, do him sloppy, shootin' up that big body (raah)
I walk around like that nigga, finger on the trigger
If a nigga want some smoke, I let this choppa eat his liver (BOOM!)
I came with that .38, I'm leavin' with a body
If he try me, do him sloppy, shootin' up that big body (raah, boom!)
by sdfgfdscvfdsvfdsvdsvfds January 9, 2020
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Ardrana

A gaming world in which Dungeons & Dragons games are sometimes played. Obscure to most of the world (even game players), but fairly famous in blind and visually impaired gamer circles.
I just read an old 1993 Ardrana story about Conchita's Journey of Enlightenment. Querth the gnome is pretty cool, but Princess Conchita is hot!
by Seshie March 14, 2015
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Skittish Aardvarks

Elite group of mysterious ninja-like people who do awesome things- it's a confidential group with membership required.

"Stealth. Style. Smarts. Once a 'vark, always a 'vark!"
Someone took my gum! I had tucked it into the left pocket of the right pouch of my jacket inside my backpack's storage compartment.

Wow, Jenna. Maybe it was a ninja.

Stella, my backpack was locked inside my locker!

Must've been one of the Skittish Aardvarks.
by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company January 10, 2012
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