leave a log

When you poop. Usually somewhere inappropriate.

I think I'll leave a log in the water while no one is looking.

by fruitytooty May 4, 2006

Take a log off the fire

A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"

Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal

by Giverrrr February 10, 2014

turd on a log

When someone doesn't like being around you and they look at you like you are a turd on a log!

Ugh.. I don't want to hang out with her today. She is a turd on a log.

by Mammarie March 30, 2017

ur dog a log

Only to be used in extreme, dire situations, in which every phrase in your arsenal has been either used, exhausted, or turned against you. This is the ultimate comeback which, once uttered triggers a chain reaction of events that collapses the sun, destroys the Milky Way galaxy, and ends all life in the universe as we know it. This is final. This is The End.

John:Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur brother mother, ur sister mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur ancestors incestors, and your family tree LGBT.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.

by KingKonguptheAss June 6, 2018

lump on a log

Lazy; the act of not doing anything but sitting or laying down on a surface.

Instead of sitting there like a lump on a log, why don't you you outside and watch your brothers?

by beauty_and_a_freak June 24, 2010

Ants on a log

Means something is chopped, stems fom man it's chopped like celerey, ants on a log homie. Ants on a log refers to a snack in which pieces of celery are cut into pieces and served with peanut butter and raisins on top. The celery symbolizing a log and the raisins ants. This use of the term however signifies that something is no longer going to be paid attention to, is over, is lost, essentially is chopped.

Yo are you still going to Germany for study abroad? Ants on a log dawg the financial aid didn't fall through.

by Omdepot February 17, 2010

ants on a log

As a special "treat" for your significant other. You smother your penis with peanut butter, then place a few raisins on key sensitive areas to be nibbled off. Dogs also love this treat.

Honey, to curb your appetite, enjoy this delicious "ants on a log"

by James, Dean & Joel August 10, 2006