Hamster

Hamster: A partialy filled beer found left over after a party.
Often times inebriated people will misplace their beer and
simply grab a fresh one out of convenience rather than search for their own.

A half leftover beer drank in desperation.

Who in the hell left all these Goddamn hamsters?

by zeprider1 September 1, 2009

Hamster

A derogatory term for ones mother

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

by llamanator October 11, 2004

hamstering

When a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullshit excuse.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.

Damn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.

by oknowpublishthis March 2, 2008

hamster

a rodent who likes to leave their garbage lying around on the floor

The Situation: "Shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster."

by summmmerrrlove October 16, 2010

hamster

something your mother was.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

by Xizor August 24, 2008

Hamster

Hamster is a code word for black people for when they are around but you feel like talking about them anyway.

*Asian walks into store* "Gosh, look at the hamsters!"

by UhhYeahhiGetcha July 8, 2010

hamsterism

After-the-fact rationalization of sexual behavior by a woman, to avoid cognitive dissonance.

After Jenny got drunk and banged her boss at the Christmas party, she justified it to herself with the hamsterism, "I'm not a slut--he tricked me into it!"

by Col. Tigh November 9, 2013