tiny partials of shit that accumulate around ones anal beard is more commonly known as a zonkie nut !
by ken dogging September 22, 2015
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Get the zonked mug.When Wayne Brady convinces a usually mildly attractive audience member/contestant to take a poor deal or exchange of prizes on the mildly-unpopular TV game-show "Let's Make A Deal".
Wayne Brady: "Okay you can either have the car which is filled with solid gold bars and $1,000,000 cash OR whatever is in this "mystery" shoe box."
Moderately Attractive woman dressed in crazy outfit: "Hmmm... I know the car looks great... but I think I am going to go with the mystery box!"
Wayne Brady: "Ooooh tough break, YOU GOT ZONK'D! the box had a large sum of cracked/chipped marbles!"
Moderately Attractive woman dressed in crazy outfit: "Hmmm... I know the car looks great... but I think I am going to go with the mystery box!"
Wayne Brady: "Ooooh tough break, YOU GOT ZONK'D! the box had a large sum of cracked/chipped marbles!"
by Team Brady October 27, 2011
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Get the zonken mug.Someone who is in the drug smoking circle who parks forever on the grass, pipe, glass, bubble, bong, etc, and has to be informed by the next participant in said circle that they are zwinkling on the pipe.
I had to inform Guhlooggulee, that he was zwinkling on the glass, bcuz he was so high and forgot he hadn't passed the pipe yet. "Damnit Guhlooggulee, why you zwinkling on the glass? "
by Anjlanta the Governor August 31, 2023
Get the zwinkling mug.The state of a slight disruption from the consumption of drugs however not to the point of being high.
"Yo man, are you sure you can drive?" "Yeah dude! I'm only a little zonkered tonight."
"Buzzed is to drunk as zonkered is to high."
"Buzzed is to drunk as zonkered is to high."
by wwb00 May 14, 2017
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"what is a zwinky? how do we stop them from taking over?"
"You HAVE TO bring a snack to join in the snacking. and let me tell you, it will be snacking of biblical proportions!! So forget about staying at home creating your own FREE Zwinky or fixing the in-take valve on your '57 chevy.. TUESDAY IS ALL ABOUT SNAX!!!"
"what is a zwinky? how do we stop them from taking over?"
"You HAVE TO bring a snack to join in the snacking. and let me tell you, it will be snacking of biblical proportions!! So forget about staying at home creating your own FREE Zwinky or fixing the in-take valve on your '57 chevy.. TUESDAY IS ALL ABOUT SNAX!!!"
by david(CONTENTS CREDITED TO SLEAZY MIKE, I JUST PUT IT UP) October 11, 2006
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