ZOINKS

Something a bunch of pretentious girls say when they get caught being shady. Usually it translates to either, "I'm a noob", "I'm wrong but I'm not going to admit it", or " I messed up big time."

Boy: "Hey didn't I just see you grinding on Jenna's boyfriend last night?
Girl: "ZOINKS"

by Perry D. Platt September 19, 2017

zoinks

Used as an exclamation in response to an innuendo or anything suggestive. Sometimes accompanied with an eyebrow wiggle.

Internet: Here, we don't just embrace insanity...
We feel it up, french kiss it, and buy it a drink, not necessarily in that order.
Anon: Zoinks!

by LennyZoinks December 5, 2017

Zoinks

An exclamation made by Shaggy from the popular cartoon Scooby-Doo. He says that when he is scared, excited and/or horny

Scooby-Doo:Hey Rhaggy!I found the ghost pirate treasure!
Shaggy:Zoinks ! It's a golden dildo !

by Fred Zoinksy FUCKERswag March 26, 2018

Zoinks

Language of God

Shaggy: "Zoinks!"
Everybody fell down on their knees and started worshipping Shaggy

by murukkhu January 28, 2019

zoinks

an expression of surprise

that really happened, well zoinks!

by b ccgnhmjukh,. February 7, 2019

ZOinks

WHen the enderman comes into your room with an erect penis and proceeds to bumsex you.

ZOinks, the enderman is here.

by BigBoyNibba August 19, 2019

Zoinks

Somethings you say when something goes wrong or unexpected

Zoinks scoobs

by Someone of no interest February 23, 2020