Yoksexual

When a girl is so in love with yok (manyok), she begins to do the unthinkable to gain his attention.

"Girlll me and yok be talking all the time, I think I'm yoksexual now"

by Yok fanpage. September 18, 2022

yeolsexual

A person who is Attracted to the one & only EXO main rapper who can sing well too The Mr.Park Chanyeol .

1) Stop! being acting like "Yeolsexual".

"What's wrong with being Yeolsexual?

Can you be my girlfriend?love?
No,sorry,I'm yeolsexual

by Im_Tania January 3, 2021

Yolosexual

A person that has the propensity to use the acronym Y.O.L.O. (You Only Live Once) in irrelevant situations as a subconscious attempt to feel either cool, hip, younger or more attractive. Although some believe that the latter is not always true, other theorize that individuals who use the cliche phrase constantly have a deviant obsession with it to the point of fetishism. Hence the condition, Yolosexuality.

Michael: Dude, I'm thinking about getting pasta for dinner tonight but I'm not sure yet.

Tim: Go for it Mike. YOLO!

Michael: Bro, you gotta chill. I'm starting to think you might be a yolosexual

by DaMylkMan September 29, 2012

yomosexual

Sexuality type in which the person openly has sex with people who are not legit. Commonly hackers, cheaters, gimps, and terrorists.

Dude, my friend decided to fuck Saddam, that's her decision in life to be a yomosexual.

by Lameversion July 6, 2007

yolosexual

Often a bunch of stupid pillacks, yolosexual persons love nothing apart from their stupidity, they often do dangerous and overall stupid things, and scream yolo at the top of their voices whenever they commit these feets of stupidity, stay away from these people and their load of bollocks.

Yolosexual: I'm gonna jump off this tree cause I'm an idiot

Spectators: …jesus christ…not again…

Yolosexual: YOLO!!!!

*Crashes on ground*

spectators: dont call the ambulance, they wont give a sh*t, He's yolosexuall

Anonymous: thats one less stupid pillack in this town

Everybody: YAY!!!!!!

by misterdoodledawg November 8, 2013

yumexual

bodicious, bootilicious, hotter them smexy, yummy, delicious, and hottest person alive!

Nida and Roshni are the most yumexual asians ALIVE!

by Roshie August 10, 2006

yaoisexual

When a person is yaoisexual they commit. No, not as in killing yourself don't you dare think that way negativity will not be tolerated here and can get you no where in life either. Remember these wise words. Now where was I going with this... Oh yes I mean commitment yaoi all day, everyday. Its a part of you, you are one with it. It is your very existence. You are yaoi. Once you go yaoi, you can never go back. Yaoi be your life. You love it. You love watching male love to satisfy yourself in your spare time. You enjoy watching yaoi, reading about it, fantasizing, whatever it is you do. Yaoi is the japanese phrase of gay if you must know, so enjoy them yaoi anime fan-fics and whatnot. You are a yaoisexual human walking the earth proudly of what you do and believe in. Ok yeah that sounded a bit religious just now but whatever. Let it be a religion. Yay for gay pride. Have an yaoitastical day! ♡

The author of this definition was willing to describe their yaoi friend. Afterall, I'm only asexual, I tried. Enjoy reading people of all kinds!

To my friend:

Continue watching and shipping people/characters like there's no tomorrow. I will never forget the moment I was shipped with a rock and all different kinds of things that isn't really physically possible. Though hey why not?

Stay away folks, you don't want to mess with an yaoisexual person. They can get really intense and dangerous when it comes to love and shipping people, objects and anything else you can think of really. Though they still be awesome because why not make everything a joke these days. Life is already a joke afterall. Though life is basically anything... Life is shit, garbage, love, beauty, treasured, art, yaoi, gay, straight, made, anime, movies, tv, gold, short, difficult, simple, complicated, a journey, trash, no wait I already said garbage. Well its whatever you make it to be.

by Dex Morgan October 5, 2016