You try to win, but you do that

Actions taken in complete idiocy in opposition to attempting to win in an activity. Trying so hard just to fail miserably.

Hey, you try to win, but you do that. You're only making your situation worse.

by AmazingBastard June 14, 2018

you have not win

Isn‘t it obvious? Isn’t it FUCKING obvious?!

You have not win. You just… have not win. There’s nothing wrong with that.

GD Colon my brother, you have not win.

by ykwue November 27, 2025

heads i win, tails you lose

An annoying trick that your best friend likes to pull on you, hoping that you won't realize that both outcomes are in their favor

Let's flip a coin, heads I win, tails you lose

by ThunderSpider July 23, 2017

YoU nEeD tO lEt Me WiN

No. I don't.

A retard "YoU nEeD tO lEt Me WiN!"

Hym "See that's the problem here. You keep trying to do things that somehow translate to 'winning.' And NOTHING YOU DO WILL EVER TRANSLATE TO WINNING. That isn't how this works. 'But he's this and I'm that so I win' isn't ever going to work. Never ever."

by Hym Iam December 15, 2025

you're in like in in win

This is when you getting something good is a lock, a gift, a sure thing, or a guarantee cause you have an inside connection. BUT you're not a clown - you actually deserve and have earned this opportunity. You know it's gonna happen and it's wonderful!

Gary: "I need this to happen. He has two degrees, he will be in a separate department than me, and he has more energy than an ADHD kid in a VR simulation."
Mary: "He does seem to exceed all of the qualifications for this position. I'll gladly call him and say you're in like in in win! Now let's go smoke a fat one and then wreck that vending machine! There's Hot Fries and Spicy Peanuts!"

by von groovy August 9, 2024

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

fuck you winter

A remark uttered usually during the winter time showing your disgust to the cold and snow winter brings. It can be used with any sentence in any context.

Me: "So I was walking to the store and .... fuck you winter!"

by 1CrazyGreek December 16, 2010