Yocking

Laughing extremely hard

- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick!
- LMFAO i'm literally yocking rn!

by ignYocking May 6, 2023

Yocks

Simply means EYES
Old Traveller/Sailor Term from the Southeast of England.

Did you see his bloodshot yocks. He didn't look well.

He kept giving me mouth. So i smacked him right in the yock.

by trainjumper March 24, 2020

yocked

when someone leaves unexpectedly after being called out

"Woah, he just got yocked out of work"

by Papipu December 6, 2022

Yock

Can be used to mean literally anything. However it is most often used to involve drinking beer, or stewing.

Yock, you are absolutely ferda steez yocking right now!

by dmonkeymoth May 13, 2024

cod yocks

Being crosseyed

That blokes got cod yocks hard to tell f he is looking at me or to the Far East

by KnightRider74 August 9, 2017

Yock

A handjob where giver breathes lightly onto the head of the penis throughout until climax. No contact is required.

Receiver can provide two options. "Cue" or "No Cue," which Cue meaning giver is notified of climax or No Cue meaning giver is surprised.

I'll give you $300 and a yock for that Nintendo Switch.

by JacqueLam June 17, 2017

Yock

Pronunciation Y-ock.
Definition, A term which is used to describe a man's appendage with an ugly or grotesque appearance, yock, derives from yoda, because, only yoda could have such and ghastly green member.

Helen: Omg, how did your date go last night?

Doris: the date was amazing, but, when I went back to his place, he whipped out his manky ass yock.

by YockyCocky August 24, 2025