Pardon Me, Are You Aaron Burr, Sir?

That depends, who's asking?

Alexander: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

by Violet the Empath November 17, 2020

But Sir, what big balls you have!

What Little Red Riding Hood said when she went to visit someone like Sean Lawless or Joey from "Jenny 'n' Joey".

Rather than her being startled and confused at seeing da disguised Wolf occupying her gramma's bed, I imagine dat our favorite crimson-headwear-clad fairytale-character would have been totally delighted when she said, "But Sir, what big balls you have!", since it would have meant dat she would have good times not only fondling said jumbo heavy testicles, but also feeling the extra-large load of warm thick sperm that said oversize genitals could probably produce shooting either into her mouth or up inside of her.

by QuacksO April 15, 2023

good day to you, sir

A short greeting that was a nice way of saying "Hello." Has since been replaced with:
1. Fo shizzle my nizzle!
2. Wassup?
3. What's happenin'?
4. What up bra?
5. YOOO!
6. How are ya?
7. I'll give you five for her.
8. Hi.
9. Hola, mi amigo, como estas?

"Good day to you, sir" said the fine english gent. "Fuck off bitch," replied the friendly white honkey.

by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003

good day to you, sir

Somthing said by low level employees of hotels, cafes, tea-and-crumpet shops, and most of England (Except Northern Ireland, where it is replaced by "Top O' de mornin' to ye, laddie!").
TransGender: 'Sir' can be replaced by 'Ma'm'.

Doorman: Good day to you, sir. You're looking very professional today.
Buisnessman on a bad day: Shut up, you freakin' pansy.

by Zach G. November 11, 2003

fuck you siri

what you say to your iphone

you: nearest mcbdonalds
siri: donald duck is a charater from a childrens television show
you: fuck you siri

by uadumbass42 March 17, 2016

Are you siri?

Phrase uttered, when a situation is so ridiculous or bad that it makes you lose your marbles.

Dummy: I just spent all your money on marshmallows. You now own 100 metric tonnes of marshmallows

Me:...Are you siri?

by Cappy hamper July 17, 2025

SURELY you can't be Sirius

What you'd say when opening your exorbitant satellite-radio bill.

NINETY-NINE bucks for a car-entertainment-audio subscription?! SURELY you can't be Sirius!
I **am** "Sirius", and don't call me "Shirley". :P
(Actually, SiriusXM is fairly cheap per month; the $99.00 amount is for a three-year subscription.)

by QuacksO March 23, 2026