xilf

x-ray i'd like to fuck

Nurse - So what did you break?
Chuck Norris - Someone's face
Billy - Ohhh it hurts.... He freakin roundhouse kicked me!
Nurse - Here put your face on the table to take an x-ray
Chuck Norris - Holy shit thats the finest xilf i've ever seen!
Nurse - You can't see x-rays they're invisible.
Chuck Norris - Maybe to you mortals but I'm Chuck Norris
Nurse - Oh yeah sorry i forgot.

by hastatus3 October 25, 2009

xilong

A typo in GAW AguilaMania I by Pactionly

"XILONG!" "XILONG!" "XILONG!"

by reblex November 13, 2021

XILF

Acronym for "Xylophone I'd Like (to) Fuck"

Damn holmes what a XILF! Her keys are in all the right colors if you know what I mean! I mean I want to stick my cock in between them.

by Trumpet Blower July 16, 2006

xilHlix

A person described as a xilHlix is one who has achieved perfect balance in their life.
They are well-read and well-travelled.
They have an insatiable appetite for new experiences.
Tenacious, loyal and trustworthy they are also born leaders. They are particularly good at problem solving.
A xilHlix is the best friend one could have.
They understand the true meaning of love.

A xilHlix mind gifted to discover truth.
A xilHlix jurist.
Surprisingly xilHlix about what was going on.
Respect for a well-read man, he is xilHlix in stature.

by echo~echo February 25, 2012

Xilej

the action of a person begging to win in a Scrabble game

Ethan xilejed his twitter friends to help him win his Scrabble game against his mom.

by disasterginger December 29, 2021

xiller

A person whom is undeniably cool, above all others. Only lacking in superiority to the ancient lords "nugzor" and "stixz".

OMG you just saved the whole world, you are so xiller.

by he knuks July 30, 2003

Xillionaire

n: one whose wealth amounts to 10 followed by 723 zeros or more dollars, pounds, etc.

man, was that you talking to Xillionaire?

by Quadrillionairedom September 28, 2011