Sham-Wowed

The act of close-fist jacking a prostiute after she bites your tongue while kissing her/him.

Darryl - "dude, I'm scared!
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"

by darryl&Leroy May 5, 2009

I wove you

Cute way of way I love you

I wove you so much

by Unknown girlll October 10, 2020

wavedashing

A technique performed by skilled players of Super Smash Bros. Melee. To execute a wavedash, one must make a very short jump into the air, and then move diagonally downward while dodging in midair with the L button. One wavedash by itself is not particularly useful; it is when the move is repeated rapidly that it becomes both impressive and practical.

Wavedashing is most useful for quickly escaping from close combat with an opponent. Also, it can get you from one end of a stage to the other faster than running or jumping. In some instances, it can also be used as a type of taunt, a means of rubbing your skill in an opponent's face.

Any time you are fighting against an opponent who knows how to do the wavedash, chances are good that that person possesses above-average Smash skills.

Ben couldn't land a single hit on Josh because Josh was wavedashing all over the stage.

by roundthewheel October 23, 2007

wowed

When an unattractive nerd like person see's a person they find attractive, they mouth the word "WOW".

I was driving my car and slowed down to turn the corner when some ugly balding nerd with taped up broken glasses wowed me as I drove past.

by Frog Princess August 24, 2009

woverton

fagget that breaks fingers and sits in 5th hour BST at ubly community schools
~Spoony~

Shaun woverton

by ~Spoony~ March 9, 2004

Wovenseter

(woe-ven-set-ehr)
Also confused with wovenester.

noun) Abbreviation as to mean "you forever" with no space between on a T9 text.

NOM, NOM, NOM, I COULD EAT WOVENSETER.

by Angeleah A. Carson June 14, 2010

Woned

When somebody is under the influence of Cocaine or Ecstasy/MDMA (Wired) and under the influence of Cannabis (Stoned). Therefore making the person Woned.

Sam: "Hey did you go to that party on Saturday"

Riley: "Yeah dude, I was so fucking woned"

by 420blazeman August 12, 2018