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talking like a physic woodpecker

Man I was in line the other day to buy a concert ticket behind this guy who was talking like a physic woodpecker.
by vicioushemi February 15, 2010
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Woodpecker

When you mistakenly send a text, email, or IM of questionable appropriateness to the wrong person or group of people, who may or may not be OK with it.
In the business meeting, my boss made the comment "This is just too long and hard." Thinking it was to my buddies' group text, I woodpeckered "That's what she said" to my female peer. That got me a talking to by HR.
by Woodpecker Strong April 22, 2021
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Woody Woodpeckered

Being verbally and mentally harassed every 30 seconds, much like Woody Woodpecker when he is drilling into a tree.
Dr: Chris did you get that done?!
Chris: Working on it now
Dr(1.2 seconds later): Is it done yet?!
Chris : You haven't left my office
Dr: Ok I'll check later
Dr(24 seconds later returns) : Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it DONE YET?!?
Chris: It would be if I was not getting Woody Woodpeckered to death!
by crippus2 February 18, 2015
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The Woodpecker

When your significant other wakes you up at night with a hard on while spooning...
The Woodpecker made an appearance last night, it must have been a good dream...
by D's wife May 26, 2019
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Woodpecker

A woodpecker is when a highly skilled slut blows a tiny dick. She moves with such a fast movement it looks like a damn woodpecker.
"Dude, I heard Tommy got woodpeckered by that bitch Alyssa."
by aidanmotos June 10, 2015
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Woodstock Woodpecker

An act in which whilst having sex with your girlfriend or wife, your dog (usually a Pug) sneaks into the room and starts licking your ass.
Me and Shirly were getting it on the other night, when out of nowhere, her Bull Mastif starting giving me a Woodstock Woodpecker.
by Snowy Dragon February 18, 2007
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Woodpecker

While getting head from a girl tell her to suck you balls. While she's doing that repeatedly smack her in the forehead with you cock.
Ken's mom was sucking my nuts and I gave her a woodpecker. Now she's got my mushroom stamp.
by Spaulding B February 23, 2009
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