WOFTAM

Waste Of Fucking Time And Money

by Karsoe March 1, 2003

Wootache

A female mustache another spelling for this word is wootash.

Hair above the female lip and below the nose is a wootache (wootash)

by Mr will March 15, 2011

wastarded

When you're so drunk that your behavior is comparible to a mental retard.

Man, I was so wastarded last night, I left my $500 camera in the club!

by bumbobway May 21, 2006

Woktail

A combination of alcoholic beverages and orange juice in a wok. It is a cocktail contained within a wok to allow for greater volumes of alcohol. A good woktail will consist largely of smirnoff vodka (1/2 ltr approx) with at least 3 differnt largers, 2 further spirits and wine mixed in. Fill remaining wok space with orange juice and enjoy.

What we gonna do with all this vodka n shit? Woktail!

by jizmo May 25, 2007

Wotanism

The worship of Wotan, AKA Odin. Same thing as Odinism.

Peter believes in Wotanism.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

wotah

Nigerian accent for water

Hey, did you see where Babtunde go?
Yeah he went for the wotah.

by Confused Penguin August 21, 2020

Woskafication

The process of causing extreme exhaustion to ones self by undergoing extensive book review and/ or literary analysis.

To have successfully underwent a semester with Mrs. Woska, altering the thought process of students and obtaining knowledge such as knowing that a quote never means what one originally thinks (Woskafying/ Woskafied).

After the woskafication of Romeo and Juliet, we can establish that Romeo is a baby, Benvolio is a pimp, and Mercutio is an idiot. We also established that anyone who was in the modern Romeo and Juliet is an asshole.

by Edgar Ravens April 19, 2009