Chuck Woolery

A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".

As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".

"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"

by TheycallmeCoxie December 1, 2009

wowser

In Australia, it is a derogatory word denoting a person who saps all the fun out of any given situation. Derived from the temperance movement in Australia and New Zealand at the turn of the C20th, when it was hurled as an accusation towards conservative teetotallers who were too prim and proper to relax and socialise, it has become a more generic term that can be assigned to any straight bore lacking a sense of humour, especially petty bureaucrats and Aussies politicians.

Cool chick: Coming to the party?
Nerd: No, I have to write an essay for uni.
Cool chick: C'mon, ya wowser! Forget the essay and let's party, mate.
Nerd, slowly de-nerdifying: Y'know, you're right. Let me at that party. Verily.

by Plip-Plop August 13, 2008

wowsers

Excited. Realizing how you feel. Inspector Gadget catch phrase.

wowsers, i am hungry

by Jason August 20, 2003

Wooter

Metaphysical place of happiness within the soul, generally triggered by enthusiastic glee

That really tickled your wooter, didn't it?

by Fuckunda September 2, 2017

Woofer

A GENIUS invention composed basically of a magnet, voice coil, spider, cone and surround used to reproduce loud and deep bass anywhere - anytime.

I gots a a couple 15" woofers in the trunk of my car - dang that's loud!!!

by Bomni February 8, 2005

Woodser

an annual event held by UF Law where students go to the woods, get wasted, listen to live music, make smores, and contract herpes.

"What's the festering scab on your lip? Is that herpes?"

"Yeah. I went to Woodser."

by Big Freeze UFL February 6, 2010

Wooster

A magical land of Tootsie rolls, kilts, cows, bagpipes, tartan, black squirrels and snow. Also a college, but that's less important because c'mon, bagpipes!
Wooster students study hard, work harder and party hardest of all! Woo!

1. Wooster traditions include bagpipes, stealing bricks and filling Kauke Arch with snow every year.

2. - Yo dude, you going to that party at OSU tonight? - Nah man, I'm gonna hit up Wooster, that shit is so much better

by fightingscot November 14, 2011