A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".
As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".
"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"
"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"
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Get the Woopie Doopie mug.Slang for “goodbye,” akin to toodle-loo. However, this more emphatic expression implies a need to terminate unending lingual volley that results from the craving to continue communication due to fierce intellectual, emotional, and physical attraction.
“Oh, wow! I think we have been saying goodbye for an hour now. I miss you beyond words. Woodle-goo, my love. Smuv you forever.”
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Once a woman has passed the age of being a "cougar" (generally 50 plus) she is considered a wooley mammoth. She can still pull guys in their 30s as they think she may still be a coug because she takes good care of herself and looks like she's still in her forties.
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