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The Woodlands is a census-designated place and master-planned community located in the extraterritorial jurisdiction of Houston within Montgomery County, Texas. As of the 2000 census, the CDP had a total population of 55,649.Located about 30 miles north of Downtown Houston, The Woodlands is famous, as its name suggests, for incorporating the piney woods surrounding it with urban and suburban development. It was named one of the best master-planned communities in the country, and is one of the fastest-growing communities in Texas. The Woodlands is home to the Woodlands Town Center Improvement Distrct, a local governmental agency created by the Texas Legislature, The Woodlands Waterway, the 4 AAA Diamond Woodlands Waterway Marriott Hotel and Convention Center, the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion, and The Woodlands Country Club, the only golf club in the nation to have six world-class golf courses. Almost all of the community is located in the city of Houston's extraterritorial jurisdiction (ETJ) with a small portion lies in the corporate limits of Shenandoah.The Woodlands was founded by George P. Mitchell in 1974, who changed ownership of The Woodlands in the 1990's to a joint partnership between Morgan Stanley and Crescent Real Estate Equities. In January of 2004, Crescent sold their interest in The Woodlands to the Rouse Company, a development company familiar with master-planned communities. In 2004, the Rouse Company was sold to General Growth Properties Inc., another shopping mall developer.The Woodlands is growing up as a formidable city, as many companies are moving to The Woodlands, such as Anadarko, Hewitt Associates, and Chicago Bridge & Iron. The Woodlands is located in the Conroe Independent School District, with The Woodlands High School being the primary feeder. Construction on The Woodlands College Park High School began in early 2004 and is scheduled to open in 2005. The Woodlands Town Center area includes shopping and eating facilities, plus a waterway reminiscent of San Antonio's Riverwalk. Under construction in the area are more upscale retail and restaurants, as well as several urban residential developments.
The Woodlands is better then you!
by Seth Riser September 25, 2005
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Woodland

Person 1: Woodland is Trash
Person 2: I agree
by Rocket Man 1234 January 17, 2018
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Woodland Hills

an area of the San Fernando Valley
located north of LA.
It is filled with snotty kids, large houses, many persians, and rich white kids.

Taft highschool, and El Camino high school are located in Woodland Hills
do you live in the 818?
YEAABOIIII REPPIN WOODLAND HILLS
THA GHETTO
by FOOOL! March 5, 2009
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Woodlands Academy of the Sacred Heart

It is an all girls school for HIGHLY intelligent girls. They are not lesbians. When a boy is in their presence, they actually freak out and immediately fall in love because the are never around them. If you walk into their school, you might see their hair messy, no make-up, smelly breathe and hairy legs. This is because their is no one for them to impress, unless they have a thing for their male teacher..
Wow, I just proposed to a smart, beautiful, Woodlands Academy of the Sacred Heart girl.
by AllGirlsSchool1990 March 13, 2010
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Pj woodland

He is a below average nazi piece of shit he love BBC and gay retardeds and love to rape little boy with his 2 cm penis he thinks he is good at games but really he just screams at you to use something like a dumb fucking bitch that he is
Guy1 Hey Hillary is a pj woodland Guy2 yeah what a bitch
by Super duper 9000 November 4, 2016
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Blessed woodland creature

A magical two foot slipped which controls the house. Some would call them a demon, but if you worship appropriately you will be granted with a place in BWC heaven.
The Blessed woodland creature asks if you’re a Jerry Protestant or a Jerry catholic...
by The_BWC November 22, 2020
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Woodland High School

A school attened by mostly sluts and whores. The guys are mean. The classes are stupid and pointless, the teachers are stupid and lame. Its a preforming arts school so there is way to much drama. Everyont and thing there sucks big time!
"Did you hear about that girl that got knocked up and got 5 new std's at Woodland High School?!"
by jifpoen January 18, 2009
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