Woodstock Union High School

A wonderful place where everyone smokes weed and drinks. The student body consists of almost all preppy rich kids, stoners, and redneck trash. A small portion of the school, often referred to as the "brothers" (not a reference to black people, which there are none of in Vermont) actually know how to get jiggy with it on the weekends. Also, almost everyone sells pot.

Guy 1: Hey man, where can I get some weed?

Guy 2: Just ask any of the students at Woodstock Union High School, they're all selling or tokin'.

by VanillaThunder February 24, 2015

wooder ice

how people from south jersey and philly say water ice.

Yo mike you goin to Ritas?

yea yo that wooder ice is good.

by soufjerz October 15, 2008

woodstalkers

Woodstalkers are people that live in the woods and sell prime times and liquor to young kids while their at parties in the woods

" Morgan and me went to look for the woodstalkers so she could get more liquor and i could get more prime times "

by Mr. PT October 24, 2007

Woodeed

The act of urinating in a persons mouth during or after receiving oral sex.

I woodeed that girl and she was very angry.

by Comeondown Patrick December 31, 2008

Woodstock

1.A festival that took place in White Lake, NY in 1969.

2.A hippie town in New York that consists of hippies, environmentalists, bums, etc

1. My mom went to Woodstock '69.

2. Lets go smoke on the green in Woodstock.

by ArchieBunker April 4, 2004

Woodstock 99

Woodstock 99 was a rock festival held on the Griffis Air Force Base in Rome, New York, USA, starting on Thursday 22 July 1999, and ending 3 days later that Sunday. The event was one of the 3 festivals (alongside Woodstock '94) that attempted to emulate the "peace, love, and music" of the hippie movement more often than not associated with the original Woodstock '69 festival held in Bethel, NY. The festival is universally branded as a dismal failure marred with sexual violence, vandalism, drug trafficking, rioting, and fires. Many famous acts at the festival include Limp Bizkit, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, DMX, Metallica, Kid Rock, Insane Clown Posse, Rage Against the Machine, and The Tragically Hip.

All in all, 44 arrests were made, 2 people (the media loves to say 3 people) died, 4 sexual assaults were identified, and thousands were injured.

"Which festival did Dad go to back in 1999?"

"You mean that shitshow Woodstock 99?"

by WOODSTOCK GUY April 21, 2022

little wooden boy

In the cartoon series "the Tick", his sidekick Arthur deserted him, so the Tick made his very own sidekick out of broken pieces of wood, with nails for eyes.

Tick: Little Wooden Boy! you can take him! *throws him at the enemy's face*

by ArchDevil November 3, 2003