woodpecker music

name used by northern Irish unionist politician David Irvine to describe electronic music/music with repetative beats

"They had me up all night playing that bloody woodpecker music, the needle must be stuck on the record".

by Jonny Tennant December 13, 2005

Woodpecker

A slut. Or, Dick kisser
Wood = Dick
Pecker = Kisser

Man, she's totally a woodpecker, probably loaded with STDs

by Wakwok July 23, 2016

Golden Woodpile

The act of shitting on one's chest, face, legs or other body part and then proceeding to piss all over the turd logs while chewing leaf tobacco.

"Dude, see that girl? Two weeks ago she wanted to know what a Golden Woodpile was, so I started plopping a couple logs on her tit's when she threw up, from the chew-spit in her mouth, before I could piss on her chest, it was gnarly"

by Brucetickles November 27, 2012

Frenchman's woodpile

A hefty bowel movement left simmering in an un-flushed toilet either by accident OR for the purpose of shocking subsequent users of the bowl

After a hot make-out session at the club, she took me back to her apartment for sex. Having to piss real bad, I went to use the john. Imagine my shock and horror when I opened the lid and was confronted with a Frenchman's woodpile.

by mistereddie December 10, 2009

woodpecker effect

The woodpecker effect is a signature sexual move that can be performed by anyone with a sizable nose (the bigger the better) but primarily by Jed,to give you an idea Moses, one of Jeds close friends, once began talking to a plastic herron mistaking it for Jed.

Summed up by the great DJ/Electrician/Plumber/Shop assistant/Butcher/Delivery man/Entertainer/Bodger Fudge in the following way:

'Jed gets his nose, shoves it in between her legs, right into her gash then fucking woodpeckers up and down like its some sort of fucking tree, daft prix'

This is essentially THE WOODPECKER EFFECT.

'I tell you what sally, Jed didn't half give me a good woodpeckering last night'
'Bloody hell, I feel like I've been woodpeckered, see any herrons about last night!?'
'I'm getting well good at the woodpecker effect lads'

by Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 21, 2008

woodpecker

Quite possibly the most annoying bird there is.

It's 8am and after 4 hours of sleep I just got woken up bc some damn woodpecker decided to bang its head against a tree.

by cny84 April 26, 2006

Nigger in the Woodpile

This metaphor refers to the solution to a puzzling problem. The context is that a hiding black slave would blend into the woodpile and wouldn't be noticed at first glance.

"Ah, now you've found the 'nigger in the woodpile.'"

by Joe DeP October 23, 2007