Wisconsin Wash Cloth

You take a slightly warm moist sock and jizz in it. Then slap your spouse or anyone in the face with it.

The wife was being a twat about my drinking, so I gave her a Wisconsin Wash Cloth and she calmed the fuck down

by TwoFlushPoo November 8, 2019

wisconsin cheese spring

when you've beaten your meat last night and haven't taken a shower. The next morning you wake up and have a erection (spring) your dick becomes crusty like dry wisconsin cheese.

dude I had wisconsin cheese spring last night.

by Billy The Fridge October 18, 2018

Wisconsin Small

A shirt so big it can be used as a car cover.

"What size parachute would you like?"

"Do they come in Wisconsin Smalls?"

by Mike_Sucked_Braden's_Cock_lol_ October 24, 2018

Wisconsin warlock

A demonic spirit, only found in the elevators at the now closed Gowanda State Prison, in Gowanda, NY

The Wisconsin warlock roams these halls.

by FGG122121 July 15, 2022

portage wisconsin

An STD in itself. Trash line the streets and it smells like burnt piss. Everyone there is fat, retarded, and ghetto. Cops are pricks. Probably the root cause of Ebola.

Portage Wisconsin is an STD infested wasteland that makes Salton City look good.

by copperhead May 3, 2017

Madison, Wisconsin

A city that can be described as “Austin on the Prairie” (or alternatively “Portland between two lakes”).

“My sister went to college in Madison, Wisconsin. They keep it weird there.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Wisconsin Style

To piss in the sink, usually by a man at a bar or saloon when the line to the urinals is too long.

There was a huge line at the men's room and I really had to take a piss bad, so I went Wisconsin Style.

by LoToMojo January 31, 2010