Swirly wirly

Is when you put a girl in a washing machine and put your dick in her mouth and then turn the washing machine on.

Kobus: hey Karen , wanna hit a swirly wirly

Karen: ya sure sounds great

by Slavepig June 11, 2020

wirelesssquatting

The act of stealing wireless from your neigbor or a business that has an unsecured wireless router.

"We can't afford cable or DSL, so we are wirelesssquatting from our landlord downstairs"

by Michael Jahn March 17, 2007

cricket wireless

its a cellphone company that has good ups and downs, mostly for the young, lowbudget, care free crowd.

pro's
1.no contract needed
2.nearly anyone including illegal immigrants can get service through them
3.flat fee of 44.99 + taxes: covers unlimited minutes even long distance within youre local region, voicemail, unlimited text messaging, call waiting and 3 way calling

cons
1.has crappy signal within the satelites
2.cant be used out of youre city limits
3.having to pay full price for youre phone

lower class dude: hey whats going on man i got me cricket wireless, so no need for my homephone now, with the unlimited minutes and textmessaging
middle class dude:but you live out in the boonedocks, so how you gonna get a hold of me?
poor dude:fuck off, go to hell t-mobile user

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

verizon wireless

Whilst approaching orgasm, the male will pull out, then splooge in the ear orifice of the female, simultaneously chanting, "Can you here me now bitch? Can you hear me now?"

Chad Sexton: I gave my girlfriend the verizon wireless last night. Honestly, it was the only service she could afford from me after being such a bitch last thursday!

by 69AllTheTime January 4, 2009

wirah

A kind of power; something or someone undoubtedly cool, something which is powerful. Can be used to counter asdfghjkl like in this example:

Person1: asdfghjkl
Person2: What's up?
Person1: I have to go do chores now.
Person2: Wirah! Epic wirah!
Person1: .....no.
Person2: Just kidding.

by WhyDoYouNeed2Know April 16, 2008

The Wirral Peninsular

Situated across the River Mersey from Liverpool.

Typical inhabitants vary from mindless chavs, found in the likes of Birkenhead and Woodchurch, to the upper eschelons of society and pillars of the community such as Judges found in Caldy and Heswall.

The Wirral Peninsular is also where Liverpudlians flee to once they have made their fortune.

There is an animosity between proper Scousers and Plastic Scousers (Wirralians) as both feel they are superior to the other. Liverpudlians think that all residents of the Wirral are frustrated Scousers and simply aren't wonderful to be from Liverpool. Wirralians look down their noses at Liverpudlians because they don't usually require a translator to be understood outside of Merseyside and because the Wirral is a much nicer place to live notwithstanding scum pockets.

The Wirral Peninsular is the Beverley Hills of Merseyside.

by Squirrel84 February 18, 2009

wireless access point

Wap; you stick the wires into the port

Omg did you see that wireless access point? OwO

by Wapster December 8, 2020