Winona State

Winona State University is a college where students are able to learn how to improve their world and the community around them, as well as be successful in any career that the students choose to pursue. Through intense studying and commitment, this can be done while also attending the many parties, shindigs and get-togethers at the University while getting smashed, hammered, nailed, penetrated, blown, drunk, high, and last but not least, getting laid.
These activities are able to be done largely in part from the dedication of the students to their party-tastic lifestyle and the commitment involved within said lifestyle. This is all great, but the clincher is the 5:1 girl:guy ratio that sets Winona State apart from the rest.

Dude, we need to party and get laid!
Ummmm, duh. That's why we are going to Winona State!

by MisterSmiles February 20, 2009

Winona Ryder

An actress/kleptomaniac who's easy on the eyes.

Winona: I'd like to ride her.

by Exitium June 18, 2004

Winona twatter

One from the great city of Winona MN, aka a jersey chaser

That chick was hot, but when i talked to her she was a real winona twatter.

by hott Kar_L August 27, 2009

winona ryder

to steal something.

Man i can't believe you jsut pulled a winona ryder from Gadzook's.

by nappyafrochik April 23, 2003

winona ryder

A chick who's clearly guilty of kleptomania but is cute enough to get away with it.

Judge: "Well, you're clearly guilty of robbing this bank, but you're cute.. a bit of a Winona Ryder type deal, really. So I'll reduce your setence by 3/4."

by I'm not bitter! August 19, 2004

Winona Raney

A hard working young beautiful perfect goddess who deserves more than what she has and takes more bullshit than she has to.

Holy shit your a winona raney

by Aries the Coaltrain November 9, 2017

Winona Ryder

Being busted for shoplifting (usually for show).

The girl looked down at the ground and cried when she knew there was no way to get around the cop talking to her in the corner in front of everybody about pulling a Winona Ryder (though it was for show and she didn't get arrested). She thought it was unbearable and humiliating for a girl to go through, even if the bust was set up in advance.

by Solid Mantis September 16, 2019