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Wing Tarding

A retarded form of windsurfing practiced by middle-aged men in the rain off the south coast of England.
Rich: Hey Al, wanna go wing tarding this afternoon, the weather looks particularly shite?
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.
by WannaBeWingTarder March 10, 2021
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Chicken wing that

Chicken wing that, or 'Chicken wing that too' is a mispronunciation of ''She can swing that''. Ended up becoming a way for people with brain rot to either greet each other or tell each other they agree.
''Yeah, chicken wing that too for real!''
by Aldmerian November 6, 2023
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Two-Daddy Wing-Ton

A half Buffalo, half chicken hybrid. Cooked, and made into a Buffalo chicken wing, it also weighs a ton and has two fathers because of the buffalo and chicken in the wing.
Put some cheese on that Two-Daddy Wing-Ton!
by Pep"per" Jack July 15, 2011
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ching chow bing a wing ting tow

an asian dude speaking english ching chow bing a wing ting tow
ching chow bing a wing ting tow
by bigger DlCK DADDY September 13, 2020
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Right-wing fairy tale

Any one of a number of fantastical presuppositions promulgated by the fanatical neo-con religious right in an effort to avoid honest conversation about the issues in favor of fear-mongering and disinformation of the masses. Bitches.
i.e. Trickle-down economics, USA-PATRIOT Act, Intelligent Design, survived aborted fetus, Axis of Evil, Vice President Sarah Palin, etc.
"What about the growing threat of survived aborted fetuses?"
"Like you, you brain-dead moron? Everyone knows that's just a right-wing fairy tale."
by mrbesbol October 28, 2008
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Wing Span Test

Used by women to judge penis size of a prospective partner before actually getting down to business.

Fold the middle three fingers down and spread your thumb and pinky as far about as possible. This is your ideal "wing span". Anything less is unaccpetable.
"When you were making out with that Canadian, did you he pass the wing span test?"
by mememe626 November 18, 2009
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its a sex term. its when the chick garggles your left nut while u slap her
Kara came over last night and she gave me the demolishing the east wing of the WH last night.
by Neurotox October 23, 2025
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