piss in the wind

A very bad idea, unless you enjoy being covered in your own piss.

I was too lazy to find a better spot and tried to piss in the wind. Damn was that a mistake.

by oceancats April 5, 2017

Wind Job

a natural phenomenon that occurs when the unharnessed suction power of the earth's winds bring a man to orgasm unexpectedly. The resulting feeling provides new motivation for the affected male to seek a career in renewable energy development.

“I appreciate wind jobs" - Mitt Romney

by Dark Chocolate V2 October 17, 2012

WindUpBird

An easily excited reactionary.
A moon bat with a bird brain.
A hyperventilating airhead renowned for mental contortions on an Olympic scale.
A person with uncontrollable knee jerks.

To get the windupbird wound up, just say tax cuts.

by Wanker678 December 20, 2010

Oklahoma Wind

When laying in bed with your other, you fart, wait a second or two and lift the covers and drop them fast creating a rush of ass smelling wind straight to your others face.

I gave Laura Oklahoma Wind last night before she slapped me and made me sleep down stairs.

by xkfalling September 14, 2010

wind-down time

Chilling out time before leaving work for the day. Preferably starting right after lunch time.

Man I can't wait for after lunch for wind-down time to begin.

by I have all the answers December 3, 2014

Doctor Windbag

A pompous, self-aggrandizing, egotistical blowhard, who happens to have achieved a doctoral degree in something.

Doctor Windbag will be there, so you may want to find yourself a convenient scheduling conflict.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

windexing

When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.

Yo, mission complete! It's time to go windexing and not ever look back.

by MrShasta January 24, 2014