Wikitelligence

Function: noun

1: the apparent ability to understand unlimited disparate subject matters, but only to the level explained on Wikipedia.

Function: adjective

1. Wikitelligent: having or indicating an apparently high degree of intelligence and/or mental capacity but, in reality, only having a Wikipedia page level command of the subject.

Function: noun

My boss seemingly displays a high level of intelligence with his command over almost any subject but, after fact-checking his positions on Google, I discovered he only has Wikitelligence.

Function: adjective

My boss expects to dominate people in any discussion, trying to demonstrate his command over any topic but, if you fact-check his statements on Google, you'll discover he's only Wikitelligent.

by TomWagner February 5, 2010

wiktoria

Wiktoria is this amazing girl. She doesnt realize how special she is. She is so pretty everyone who sees her will fall in love with her. She doesnt realize how smart she is. Wiktoria will make it thru school and she will have a amazing job later. When she is 30 she will look back and realize she didnt have to cry over a stupid test. She is the most amazing friend u can wish for. She reminds u every second that she loves u.

person : " have u met wiktoria? "
me : " yes shes super smart and pretty"

by marythegod November 23, 2021

wikithatshit

verb.(wEEkEE-that-SHit). this word is used when telling someone to go to wikipedia.com when someone needs to know anything about anything in the world. here one can find many intersting and useless facts.

Person A: I wonder how old Bob Barker is?
Person B: I don't know, WIKITHATSHIT!

by Kyla :) September 24, 2008

WIKTT

When I Kissed the Teacher -

For Harry Potter fanfic with the Snape/Hermione 'ship on Yahoo! groups.

Why are those girls ogling Alan Rickman..? Oh, they're WIKTTers.
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No rest for the WIKTT
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Something WIKTT this way comes

by Pixie March 30, 2005

Chill Winston

Comes from The Lenny Henry Show from the late 80's in the UK. Lenny Henry's character (Delbert Wilkins) would often tell his friend Winston to calm down in his character's vaguely West Indian accent - "chill, Winston". The line used in Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels is a reference to this. It has become a common British saying, though many are unaware of it's origin.

Chill Winston! I've got it under control.

by Floydus July 18, 2011

Winston Churchill's ashtray

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

by griggy June 20, 2011

Wiisturbating

Playing a game for the Nintendo Wii that makes you look like you're pleasuring yourself.

"I got Wii Music, but I stopped playing because I was wiisturbating more than I was making music."

by NosLived January 15, 2009