Wiitard

A hardcore Nintendo fanboy who will not accept that the Wii is an inferior gaming system.

Weston: I've been looking for 45 minutes but I can't seem to find a good Wii game...

Game Store Employee: You Wiitard, go buy a PS3. Wii games are for 12 year old girls!

by SPT Leary March 26, 2010

wiitard

a nintendard who only plays games on the wii because they think having a vibrator as a control is the coolest thing since sliced bread!

why would i want to be a wiitard instead of an awsome human being and play what i want to play?

by joel stephenson September 13, 2007

wiitard

Someone who plays wii all the time, and usually has never had any real exercise.

Person 1: "I try to lose weight by playing wii fit, is that enough?"

person 2 whispering to person 3: "wiitard >.>"

by hazalife January 24, 2010

Wiitard

A person who owns a Wii gaming system and thinks it is better then the ps3 or xbox 360.

Anyone who brags about there Wii is a Wiitard

by Ghostismyname September 04, 2007

wiitard

Someone who sucks at playing simple games on the wii.

"Erin, I am gonna shit a brick if I have to jump over one more bowling ball, you wiitard"

by juanchurro November 30, 2007

wiitarded

Someone who doesn't know anything there is to know about the wii.

"That guy just asked me how much the Wii is. He must be wiitarded."

by JimmyBobby December 03, 2007

wiitard

1. One of the (hopefully) rare breed that will gather in packs and huddle together around kerosene heaters in the parking lots of retail stores all night for the chance to buy a Wii the following morning.

2. An idiot who won't stop making puns on the word Wii.

3. A Phillistine who can't understand how Nintendo could possibly name their system "Wii."

(1) "Well, guys, the snow's comin' down and we have five hours before Shopko opens. Anyone gonna wimp out?"
"No way, man! We're all hardcore wiitards here!"
"Or just retards. Brr!"

(2)"Hold my place in line, willya? I have to go w-"
"Yes, I get it. You have to go 'wee.' Very clever, wiitard."
"Does that make you one?"

(3)"It's worldwide marketing, dude! It means 'good' in Japanese, 'yes' in French, 'all of us' in English..."
"Oh, shut up. Don't you know that America is the center of the universe? If it sounds a little silly to our ears, then that automatically makes it a stupid name."
"You're such a wiitard."

by Scrawny Yeti November 20, 2006