WiFry

An unexpected outage of a WiFi network, usually at a critical time.

“I can’t believe I was WiFried during my Instagram upload,” said Alon.

Julia was upset because of a WiFry while uploading an important job application.

by MikeInDC June 27, 2017

wifey

a man's one and only. always real never shady. down ta ride for life.. never hesitates to do for her man (hubby).. not like ya typical female/girlfriend.. she sophisticated yet freaky..

"that girl fine, but she cant do me like the wifey"

by beckiie December 24, 2008

wifey

a girl you care a lot about, she's more than just your girl.

thats my wifey... so BACK UP

by pink July 29, 2003

Dingleberry Winery

When you sit on the toilet so long, the water turns into steam and condenses on your ass.

That was one massive dingleberry winery, I had to wipe both cheeks.

That dump was so massive, you turned that bathroom into a dingleberry winery.

by Angrylolrus November 3, 2010

Wifey

A woman that you treat right, respect and feel good having her as your girl.
Wife material

I would never mess about behind my Wifey's back.

by ©™ October 15, 2003

wtfery

wut-the-fuk-er-ee
Stemmed from the internet acronym wtf, meaning "What the f*ck?". Wtfery is any action which is expected to cause an onlooker to wonder... "wtf?"

Jim: Janie shoved her head in the toilet and drank the water.
Bob: That's some wtfery right there.

by Lee Carter August 6, 2005

wifey for lifey

Term used to describe serious girlfriend/wife, who you plan to stick with for "lifey"

Also used between to close friends, usually girls. It's not a done thing between boys.

Girl A - Whassup dawg?
Girl B - Be my wifey for lifey homie!

by Davey Croket February 18, 2008