wibbletated

Something that's distorted to the point of being non-functional.

About a fork that's all bent out of shape:
"This fork is wibbletated!"

by Tanath9 July 7, 2006

willet wallet

noun a leatherbound case for willets (turds stuck to a dick after anal sex), sometimes as large as an art portfolio.

Elton John never tours the world without his willet wallet.

by birdyharrison October 5, 2017

Wiglet

A term used in reference to kim zolciak-biermann's crotch goblins

Wiglet should lay off the lip filler before her head pops.

by 420junkie July 2, 2021

willetton shs

once upon a time willy wonka shat. he called it willytton shshs. a place where numbfuck maroon blue uniform wearing zombies go against their will(y), or else they would be shanked by the Department of Education. they get taught by teachers who end up as another suicide statistic

i went to willetton shs and ended up doing drugs

by no brayn May 5, 2023

willets

a willet is a dry pices of poo that gets caught in your pubic bum hair

do you have willets?

by dangleberrydave July 3, 2005

wiglet

A small wig used especially to enhance a hairstyle

"My, Samantha, that wiglet you're sporting there is rather fancy. It adds a whole new element to your previously boring and unimaginative hairstyle."
*slap*

by Rolling49 September 15, 2009

wiglets

small white kids trying to act black but fail, "small wiggers"

The "wiglets" tried to fight me at wal-mart.

by SBISFTW March 13, 2009