michigan wolverines

A football program whose best days were in the great depression era. They truly suck in today's time and are guranteed to be shittier with rich rodriguez as coach. They make fun of ohio state fans yet they get their asses beat by them every year by more than 3 touchdowns. Bad colors, lack of talent, and the city ann arbor all equal to a program that recruits and people in general find as crap on a stick.

Billy- The Michigan Wolverines are the winningest program in college football.
Kyle- Yea when my deceased grandfather was just being born
Billy- Michigan still has some good players and their stadium is one of the biggest in america
Kyle- Thats not what terrelle pryor thought after he decommited and when appalachian state made the "big house" the "big dump."

by kellis13 July 25, 2009

the wolverine

after sticking your first 3 fingers into a girls vigina, you qucikly spread them apart just like when the superhero wolverine does when he is ready to fight.

"Dude I gave her the wolverine"

by T-Murr April 18, 2008

Wolverines

"Wolverines" refers to the name of the football team, and later guerilla group on 'Red Dawn.' It is used sarcastically, often in conjunction with a mixture of exclamation points and 1's, to signify that an overly jingoistic, gun-loving nut on a forum is out of his mind. The term is also used to poke fun at guerilla masturbation fantasies.

Guy 1: OMG (issue of the day) happened! Let's all get into our 1980's, rusted pickup trucks with our deer rifles and play soldier in the woods.

Wolverines!!!1!11!!!!

by DashtheGreat June 20, 2009

Wolverine

To wolverine you must acquire a full cutlery draw worth of knifes , forks and spoons then you must fist you girl using they cutlery items you have . This will cause great pleasure even leading to boqueefious

“Damn i wolverined that bitch she boqueefioused”

by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018

Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt

The four coolest words ever.
As said by Billy, from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Person one: What should I name my cd?
Person two: Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt, dude.
Person one: Why?
Person two: IT'S THE FOUR COOLEST WORDS IN EXISTANCE.

by BillynMAndy August 29, 2009

wolverine

verb:

to have your dick sliced up during a hand job from a girl with really long, usually sharp, nails

noun:

a hot girl with really long, usually sharp, nails

He lost all wood when she began to wolverine his dick.

That fucking wolverine doesn't know how to give hand jobs!

by splicelite1414 September 13, 2012

Michigan Wolverines

A college football team with very cocky fans. UM, sorry, make that scUM fans constantly bring up their many national titles and their series lead over Ohio State. But they never mention that 10 of their 11 NCs were won in the leather helmet era, and that they haven't won an undisputed NC since 1949. Also, their series lead against the Buckeyes is pretty much only because they beat OSU alot back in the 1800s and early 1900s, when OSU was still a small A&M type school. Since 1950, the OSU/UM rivalry series has been prety much equal. (and Ohio State has won 4 of the last 5)

Michigan Wolverines fan: We always own the Buckeyes
OSU Buckeyes fan: What about all those times we beat you?
Michigan Wolverines fan: Um.....well.....derr....i don't know
OSU Buckeyes fan: What a moron

by osu fan August 7, 2006