wolverining

The act of shave your pubes off, putting them in a jar and ejaculating onto a womans face, then pouring your man fur on her, giving the appearence of a wolverine.

Tom says: Last night i jizzed so much she looked like a werewolf it stuck!! I a pro at wolverining 3 weeks of pubes.

Tommy: YUmmmm, id hit that.

by Treysuyb April 30, 2009

Wolverining

You dress up in the Wolverine outfit (comic book version, of course) and when the priest says "If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold you peace." The person busts into the wedding and causes general disarray. This is usually done in groups so as to cause maximum confusion.

Groom: Yo, I was just about to get married to the life of my life and you won't guess what happened?
Friend: What?
Groom: Joe, Phil and Harry came in Wolverining...

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Priest: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold you peace.
Wolveriners: Yo! We're Wolverining this wedding!

by Ionxion April 7, 2012

Wolverining

When you place a nail in between each of your fingers and punch someone

Example- My man Billy Bob was wolverining someone last week

by SQUIDLETSQUIDSQUADSOFSQUID June 23, 2017

Wolverining

When you glue two butter knives to the knuckles of your middle and pointer finger and finger fuck your self or others.

God I love Wolverining myself till completion every night

by AbortedBaby69 September 24, 2023

wolverinigator

A rare genetic cross between a wolverine and an alligator. Commonly illustrated with a gator body and 'rine head. Known to smell fear.

"Woah, buddy! You almost stepped on that wolverinigator's cak!"

by BigCakdaddy October 16, 2017

Wolvering

v., to desperately go after someone that already is in a relationship.

Kairos: Ugh, did you see him wolvering me earlier?

Dejah: Yeah, and everyone knows you have a boyfriend.

Kairos: Mhm. *snaps fingers in a Z formation*

by moriartysapprentice August 25, 2013